We are gangsters. We are "straight-up G." The life of gangsters is the life that has chosen us. If you would like to roll with our posse, then give us a ring, home-diggity canine. Southeast area, benches! ( We apologize for our lack of crude language, but we prefer to refrain from using vulgarity.)
(P.S. We're not really gangster, but we were pretty convincing.)